Helton: Recent events have again led me to have yet another anger management session.

Kahne: [addressing room] Well we all know who prompted this meeting!

Stewart: Shut up pretty boy

Wallace: How's the finger Tony? Washed it yet, or are you going to when you get around to shaving?

Stewart: Shut up Crusty.

Wallace [rising]: What's that lardass?

Helton: Shut up both of you!

Harvick: [snickering] Wow, for once this session isn't about me

Stewart and Wallace: [to Harvick] SHUT UP!

Helton: Now Gentlemen, if we may proceed onto today's topic...

J. Gordon: I won 2 times in a row!

Helton: That's nice Jeff, now if we may-

Earnhardt: I have more fans though.

J. Gordon: I have more wins and championships, any other points you'd like to make... Junior?

Earnhardt: [sulks]

Helton: Now, the reason this meeting is called is cause of the prominent displays of anger on the track, it needs to stop... I know the fans want to see a fight, but since when do we give the fans what they want? Now about the aggressive driving?

Wallace, Kahne, Newman, Busch: [pointing at Stewart]

Stewart: [glaring] You guys want to eat those fingers?

Busch: Better ours than yours after Rusty got done with it!

Stewart [standing up]: Why, listen Dumbo. Keep it up and I'll get Jimmy Spencer on you.

Helton: Gentlemen!

Waltrip: Settle down people, royalty has graced our presence and you act this way?

All: Shut up Mikey!!!

Newman: Please Mr. Helton sir, can you sit Tony out for Richmond? I fear for his life.

Stewart: [laughs] You're worried about me Newman? I'll be so far in front of everyone.

Newman: You never get poles. How's that gonna happen? Did I tell you, I have a degree too?

J. Gordon: I won 2 times in a row!

R. Gordon: When are the road courses? [whining]

Helton: [burying face in hands]

Stewart: So you going to do anything to me Mr. Helton or is this meeting over?

Helton: Sit your butt back down boy! Now, I'm telling you one last time..calm down on the track!

Waltrip: The Atkins has made you a new man Mr. Helton sir!!

Schrader: [to Waltrip] Shut up already you pathetic ass kisser.

Stewart: And if I can't? They changed my medication you know....

Wallace: I got some medication for you... come closer...

Kahne: If you keep driving like that, you're going down! The pretty boy brigade will whip your butt!!

McMurray and Mears: Yeah!!

Sauter: I want to be in that brigade

Harvick: It's not a real brigade, I'm not in it am I Johnny?

R. Gordon: Shut up Harvick..you know what you need? A drive by oxy-pad shooting

Harvick: I'm telling Mr. Childress you said that, he's going to fire you!

Kenseth: [chuckles]

Harvick: Got something you want to say Matt? [glares]

Kenseth: Yeah!

Harvick: What, punk?

Kenseth: I have a cup championship, you don't.

Helton: This is getting out of hand!

Ward Burton to Jeff Burton: Sawnce wwhan dod Heltwan ewvwer hab contral ob thif meetihn?

Jeff Burton: Huh?

Ward Burton: Nebber minb..

Martin to Sterling: I think Ward was raised on the south side of the house.

Helton: Okay guys, its obvious no one is taking this meeting seriously..so I'll close it with a warning: We WILL be blackflagging aggressive driving now.

Mayfield: Like you said you were going to blackflag field fillers?

Cope, Ruttman, Shepard: Hey!

Helton: That's it for today..

J. Gordon: Mr. Helton?

Helton [sighs]: Yes Jeff?

J. Gordon: I won 2 races in a row!

Helton: That's good Jeff...